‘Her looks were like a flow'r in May
Her smile was like a simmer morn
She tripped by the banks o' Earn
As light's a bird upon a thorn’

 
 
Gretna
 
Gretna Green
 
There go true lovers, rushing off to Gretna Green to be married over the Blacksmith's anvil.
Closely pursued by a 'Model T Ford' with one of its passengers armed with a double-barrelled shotgun.
  

 Peat_Fire

 

Tumbleweed

 

Abandon all those earthly roots temptation of forbidden fruits

Set your burden baggage free kick your heels and follow me

Live a life of peaceful ease bowling along on a Kansas breeze

Like dandelion seeds on high kiss your apron strings goodbye

 

Lay to rest your twiddling thumbs feel the beating of the drums

Hear the tales of proud Arapahoe following trails of wild buffalo

Bouncing along gathering speed singing a song broadcasting seed

Like dandelion seeds on high kiss your apron strings goodbye

 

Leave behind the sparking logs come barking with the prairie dogs

Roll across wide desert plains Apache arrows and wagon trains

Bounding picking up a pace we runners in the tumbleweed chase

Like dandelion seeds on high kiss your apron strings goodbye

 

Not for you an empty sack a stumbling bumbling jumping jack

Look there toward the far horizon see the smoke rings are arising

Drifting from the Pawnee nation a pipe of peace our destination

Like dandelion seeds on high kiss your apron strings goodbye

 

Be with me as sun is setting see the young buck with the netting

Catching driftwood for the fire this will be our funeral pyre

Our seeds are scattered on the plain the journey starts all over again

Like dandelion seeds on high kiss your apron strings goodbye

 

anne3

 

Anne, gallivanting around the Highlands

 

Ullapool6

 

Ullapool 

Embroidery

 

In the parlour pitch of night aware of flickering candlelight

Silhouettes ghosts in black haunting memories flooding back

Wedding bells angels singing blacksmith hammer anvil ringing

Gone my treasury of wealth yours in sickness as in health

 

‘Needle needle sewing thread one more stitch then off to bed’

 

My earthly indiscretions ghost winging home their claws to roost

Upon a cross upon a lair upon a once upon a love affair

Those cruel deceptions evil eyes assured to be the truest lies

An angry word a steely stare a wishing you were never there

 

‘Needle needle sewing thread one more stitch then off to bed’

 

With drunken fits of bitter rage in life recurring page by page

The open window of my soul for all to see as black as coal

A shylock with a hoard of gold all for me when I grow old

As for she who sits and sews the less she sees the less she knows

 

‘Needle needle sewing thread one more stitch then off to bed’

 

All laid out amid the gloom a shadow in the funereal room

Bending low to kiss my brow a silent whisper graceful bow

 

‘Needle needle sewing thread one last stitch now you are dead

No more need of earthly riches shrouded in a merriment of stitches

Needle needle let it be I’m going on a shopping spree’

 
Arran
 
The Island of Arran



Drumlanrig Castle

Elspeth in the barley

(The Bard’s disappointment)

 

Fair whappit oot when the hervest’s o’er

A man fairly builds up a heid or twa o’ steam

Thinkin’ o’ the lassies o’ the sweetest flower

Elspeth in the barley in her gunny goon o’ green

Ye’re a hoot, Rab. Ye’re a hoot.

 

Fair fu’ tae burstin’ wi’ haggis an’ wi’ neeps

An’ an awfy peculiar feelin’ deep within my troosers

Ninemile Bar’s where my bonnie lassie sleeps

Efter I’ve feenished tourin’ roon’ the boozers

Ye’d better scoot, Rab. Ye’d better scoot.

 

Fair drunk wi’ passion is my unsteady gait

The lovely Elspeth Buchan is my awfy tasty bait

Wi’ my frame sae fu’ o’ longin’ her

Tae be lyin’ doon ding dongin’ her

Ye’re a brute, Rab. Ye’re a brute.

 

Fairly excited is my arisen state

As I traipse like a stallion tae Elspeth’s gairden gate

Up tae the gunnels wi’ my belly fu’ o’ Guinness

Jist tae be telt by yon eegit Andrew Innes

She’s oot, Rab. She’s oot.

 
 
       
 
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